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Movie Review: Sex Tape (2014)

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Knowing that it will probably be shit has never stopped me from watching a movie. And so I watched Sex Tape, the new “sex comedy” (I didn’t even know this sub-genre existed) starring Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel, and was justifiably rewarded with a shitty experience.

The premise, as those who have seen the trailer will know, is about a couple who make sex tape to spice up the bedroom but then unwittingly uploads it to “the cloud”, or in other words, every iPad they have ever given away as a gift.

I admit I did enjoy the set up of how a couple goes from having copious amounts of sex to not being able to have any at all thanks to their kids, but Sex Tape fails the smell test right out of the gate. I know we’re probably not supposed to think about how much sense a movie like this makes, but I can’t understand why the video would be uploaded for everyone to see unless they had been giving away secondhand iPads with their account still logged in on them. The culprit was supposedly some “powerful” app, but that doesn’t make sense either. And seriously, who gives away so many iPads as gifts? We’re supposed to believe that a family that doesn’t have $25,000 in their bank accounts would be giving away iPads to the mailman?

Anyway, even leaving these head scratchers aside, Sex Tape fails because it doesn’t achieve either of its aims — to be funny or titillating (well, at least, in the words of the great George Costanza, to make “it move”). Because of the sweet awkwardness of Segel, who I actually quite like, and the weirdness of Rob Lowe, who plays Cameron Diaz’s “boss”, there are actually a couple of fairly decent moments, though these are rare and have nothing to do with the film’s central idea (they could have come from any other movie). And they aren’t witty or clever jokes either — just really outrageous, stupid stuff good for a cheap laugh. The rest of the gags are generally lame or grossly exaggerated because they don’t have real punchlines. Nearly every time I thought a good joke might be forthcoming I ended up being let down.

I don’t know about you, but one look at Cameron Diaz makes me go completely flaccid (too much info?). Yeah, she’s got a good body, but she’s just so unsexy to me for some reason. As for the ladies (and guys on the other team), I don’t think anyone will put Segel in the heartthrob category despite well-intentioned his weight loss. Maybe it was intended to be a deliberately unsexy film, except we are told by those who have watched the sex tape that it’s hot stuff.

Apart from a dearth of laughs and sexiness, Sex Tape also suffers from a lack of common sense, coherence and tonal consistency. At times the film comes across as a series of unrelated skits, and the attempts at poignancy and giving meaning to the whole fiasco are cringeworthy. On the whole, it’s just a sloppy effort that did nothing to try and make the film any more than what one would expect from its gimmicky premise.

2 stars out of 5

Movie Review: Bad Teacher (2011)

When I first saw the trailer for Bad Teacher I recall leaning across to the person next to me and saying, ‘This might as well be called Bad Movie.’  It certainly looked like it — a title and concept ripped off from Bad Santa (the one with Billy Bob Thornton) except with a teacher played by Cameron Diaz, who I personally think has the least attractive face of any A-list Hollywood female star in recent memory.

Nevertheless, with nothing else on at the cinema that I haven’t seen (apart from Larry Crowne, which looked like a snoozer), I accompanied my sister, who was visiting from out of town and works in education, to watch it.

And you know what?  Bad Teacher is not Bad Movie.  Not great, somewhat forgettable, but when all is said and done a slightly above average, highly inappropriate comedy that had some decent moments.

Diaz plays Elizabeth, a mean, selfish and nasty middle school teacher who wants nothing more than to find a rich man to settle down with.  She doesn’t give a stuff about her job or her students and is more focused on making money whichever way she can to pay for cosmetic enhancements.  It’s set up as your typical ‘bad person eventually becomes good’ scenario, except, to the credit of the filmmakers, it doesn’t quite play out like one.

Despite my prejudices towards Diaz, she’s actually quite good here, and clearly does not have a problem with playing a total bitch.  For me, however, the true stars of the film were her co-stars: the marvellous Lucy Punch as the arch rival Amy Squirrel, Phyllis Smith (from The Office) as the sidekick, John Michael Higgins (my favourite lawyer from Arrested Development) as the principal and Justin Timberlake and Jason Segel as the potential love interests.  They were all brilliant and quirky in their individual ways, and Timberlake in particular surprised me with his comedic timing and willingness to make fun of himself (for a second almost making me want to break my vow of avoiding Friends With Benefits like the plague).  Segel was also excellent with his one-liners, delivering some of the best laughs of the film, but unfortunately his role was smaller than it should have been.

Having said these nice things, Bad Teacher is nothing special.  It has a few funny moments and one-liners but hardly anything that tips it towards ‘hilarious’ on the laughter scale.  While it is raunchy and risque in some parts, it could hardly be considered pushing the envelope in this day and age.  That’s not necessarily a bad thing given some of the crap films of late that try to shock more than amuse, but I had a feeling that, given the potential of the premise, a lot more could have been done to make the film much much funnier, and consistently so.

One thing that needs to be said about Bad Teacher is that it’s a film targeted firmly at adults who can appreciate inappropriate and black humour.  Having seen the doco Waiting for Superman, I understand that there are undoubtedly teachers just as bad as or worse than the ones depicted in this film, but one should remember that it’s all supposed to be this out of control and farcical.

Ultimately, Bad Teacher was nowhere near as horrible as I expected it to be, but at the same time it left me strangely disappointed because I knew it could have been a lot better.

3 stars out of 5

China DVD Movie Blitz: Part II

Yes, there is a Part II.  For Part I, click here.

Here are the rest of the DVD movies I acquired in a recent trip to China.

Stone (2010)

Even though I didn’t know what it was about, I really wanted to watch this one when it came out at the cinemas, but I’m glad now that I caught it on DVD instead.

I thought it was going to be a smart, slick thriller, but Stone is essentially a character-driven drama about sexual politics featuring three sensational actors: Edward Norton, Robert De Niro and Milla Jovovich.

It’s a stylish film, an interesting film in many respects, but not exactly what I was expecting or hoping for.

3.25 stars out of 5

I Love You, Phillip Morris (2009)

It seems like the world still isn’t ready for a rom-com about a homosexual couple, because I had never heard of I Love You, Phillip Morris despite the fact that it features two big stars in Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor.

To be fair, apart from the intentionally full on gay jokes, Phillip Morris is not all that different from some of the other slightly farcical, somewhat strange/awkward (The Cable Guy comes to mind) comedies out there.

I did find certain parts quite funny, but there wasn’t anything apart from the unusual premise that made this film stand out.  And it did get a little tedious towards the end.

3 stars out of 5

 

Gulliver’s Travels (2010)

I’ve loved the story since I was a kid, and so I was kind of excited about the Jack Black version, even though to me Black is a bit of a hit and miss comedian.

Unfortunately, Gulliver’s Travels was pretty much all miss.  It had a great cast, including Jason Segel, Emily Blunt, Amanda Peet and Billy Connolly, but the jokes were mostly infantile and unfunny.  A fair attempt at a modern retelling with updated pop culture references but even as a children’s film it missed the mark.

2 stars out of 5

 

Season of the Witch (2011)

 

If this film made it to the cinemas then it must have been pulled off pretty quickly, because even though I saw ‘coming soon’ posters months ago, I don’t ever recall seeing the film screening at cinemas.

After watching it, I can kind of understand why this film was a flop (or went straight to DVD).  On the other hand, there are far worse films making it to the cinemas.

This was a Middle-Ages fantasy film (which I usually like) with Nicholas Cage and Ron Perlman as two warriors tasked with escorting a suspected witch to a monastery.  It started off okay but the middle section was a bit of a bore and the final part, as usual, fell apart.  A shame, because as uninspiring as it was, I thought there was some potential.

2 stars out of 5

 

And yes, there will be a Part III, though I haven’t watched them yet.

DVD Review: I Love You Man (2009)

I usually only review new movies out at the cinemas, but I Love You, Man is recent enough so I’ll make an exception.

Paul Rudd has unexpectedly become one of my favourite comedic actors (who would have thought that after Clueless he’d still be around 15 years later, while Alicia Silverstone never did anything noteworthy since?) and Jason Segel really grew on me after Forgetting Sarah Marshall.  Throw in these two funny dudes in a film written and directed by John Hamburg (who co-wrote Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers and Zoolander and directed Along Came Polly), and the outcome is a wild and hilarious ride!

I Love You, Man is a highly unconventional movie.  It’s essentially a romantic comedy with two guys as the leads, but with no homosexual overtones whatsoever (not that there’s anything wrong with that) – a bro-mantic comedy, so to speak.  Paul Rudd plays Peter Klaven, a regular guy, a recently-engaged real estate agent who has invested all his time and effort into his relationships with women that he has no real male friends.  Enter Jason Segel’s character Sydney Fife, a carefree dude with a take it or leave it attitude to life that turns Peter’s life upside down.

I know, that sounds like a pretty crappy, cheesy premise, but I Love You, Man really works, probably in ways you wouldn’t expect.  It’s not a gross-out or stupid comedy – it is surprisingly honest and realistic (for a comedy of this sort, anyway), but the laughs are by no means second rate.  Rudd’s brutally awkward performance and his chemistry with Segel provide most of the funny moments, but the supporting cast – which includes the lovely Rashida Jones, the always welcome JK Simmons, and The Lonely Island’s Adam Samberg – are also extremely solid.

I Love You, Man is not without flaws, and it is, after all, a romantic comedy, so expectations need to be kept in check.  That being said, it is a lot funnier than a movie of this kind should be.

3.75 out of 5 stars!